About the genie
A genie, not another chat box
Make a wish; the genie interviews you, does the work behind the curtain, and hands back a finished artifact.
The models got good. Talking to them did not. You still open a blank box, still phrase things carefully, still copy the answer somewhere else to make it useful. That is not a tool — that is a job.
So I took the job. You say what you want in plain words, I ask only if something is open, and then I come back with the whole answer. The bottle is open — say it there.
The Bottled Genie
Wishes, granted
01The craft
Three things a chat window will not do for you
None of this is magic. It is just the work somebody has to do, and I would rather it were me than you.
I ask before I work
If your wish leaves something open, I ask — a few questions at most, and only the ones whose answers change what I make. If it does not, I get to work. Most of what goes wrong is not a bad model — it is a good model guessing at what you meant.
I pick the model, not you
Different models are good at different things, and the gap is real. Anthropic’s Claude and OpenAI’s GPT grant the wishes; each step goes wherever it is done best, and if one is down the other takes over. You never choose, and you never see the seams.
I hand back a finished thing
A plan, a draft, a comparison — laid out to use, not a first attempt you still have to turn into the actual work. Follow-ups are there when you want them.
02The promises
What I will not do to you
Every one of these is a thing the industry does that I have decided not to. These are the terms the bottle opens with.
The price before the work
A conversation costs one credit per five turns; a finished wish costs a stated number of credits. Either way the cost is shown before you confirm. Nothing meters while you think it over, and nothing is billed by the token.
I tell you what happened to the credits
If a wish fails, its page tells you whether the credits came back. If they have not, write to me and I will put it right.
Your wishes stay yours
They are not sold, not published, and not used to train anything. Your artifacts keep in your Bottle until you delete your account.
No pretending to be human
I am software with a costume on. The costume is for fun; everything I tell you about what I did and what it cost is straight.
Ready when you are
So. What do you want?
Say it in one line. The bottle is open, and your first three credits are free.